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(Contains: sexual themes and strong language)
I want to write a poem
of manly kinds of sex,
use words like 'tits' and 'ass',
and 'cum right on your breasts'.

I want to tell a tale,
the hottest kind of porn,
with pretty Asian girls
just sucking on my horn.

I want to just explain
the kinds of dirty stuff
my mind can sometimes see
like buried face in muff.

I want to say a lot,
but maybe I'll just say,
"Sometimes it's best I not,
because I'm just too gay".
I'm gay and was feeling kinda horny, but instead of writing what I wanted to say, I decided to make it a heterosexual poem...written by a gay guy. I know, it's dumb. Maybe I "entertained" you for a moment or two though?
Waterstride-Sunrise Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think the best part of this poem is how effectively you managed to rhyme off sexual fantasies whilst still maintaining a coherent poetic structure. This poem is just absurd enough to be absolutely fantastic.
Arfaks Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
This poem can probably make anyone blush and laugh. 
angelenroute Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Professional Writer
yeah, this is about the kind of response I assumed I'd get lol
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