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(Contains: sexual themes and strong language)
I want to write a poem
of manly kinds of sex,
use words like 'tits' and 'ass',
and 'cum right on your breasts'.

I want to tell a tale,
the hottest kind of porn,
with pretty Asian girls
just sucking on my horn.

I want to just explain
the kinds of dirty stuff
my mind can sometimes see
like buried face in muff.

I want to say a lot,
but maybe I'll just say,
"Sometimes it's best I not,
because I'm just too gay".
I'm gay and was feeling kinda horny, but instead of writing what I wanted to say, I decided to make it a heterosexual poem...written by a gay guy. I know, it's dumb. Maybe I "entertained" you for a moment or two though?
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Waterstride-Sunrise Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think the best part of this poem is how effectively you managed to rhyme off sexual fantasies whilst still maintaining a coherent poetic structure. This poem is just absurd enough to be absolutely fantastic.
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Arfaks Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
This poem can probably make anyone blush and laugh. 
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angelenroute Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Professional Writer
yeah, this is about the kind of response I assumed I'd get lol
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